Douche Phenotype #14: Every MAN Who Has Dated Lindsey Lohan/Her Parents

Hey, you go with what you know.

I won’t include Samantha Ronson in this because even though she dresses like a douche, she could be a very nice lady. Perez Hilton doesn’t like her, to her credit.

Douche About Town #8

Douches Who Went to Jail for Being a Douche #3/Douche Phenotype #13: White Guys Who Run Companies

Douches Who Went to Jail For Being a Douche #2: Warren Jeffs

Douches Who Went To Jail for Being a Douche #1: Michael Vick

Douches in Popular Culture #11: Tucker Carlson

Douche Phenotypes #12: Cuban Republicans

WE GET IT!  YOU DIDNT LIKE CASTRO!!  SO NOW YOURE LITTLE BITCH SELL-OUTS. LOUD AND CLEAR!

Douche in Popular Culture #10: Perez Hilton

Douches in Popular Culture #9: The Davis Family

Douches in Popular Culture #8 Gallagher Brothers

Only made relevant by the fact that they still say dumb shit all the time

Editors note: Oasis was my favorite band circa 1995, oh how the mighty have fallen